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	Are irritating Parking Offenders driving you crazy?! Hogging two parking spaces? Illegally in a handicap spot? Over the line... crooked in the slot... Parking where no right-minded person would think to leave their car?

Do you feel like having a word with 'em?!

	...but it's crazy to challenge a stranger in public - right?

We have your answer!

Seriously, get your message across by using your own personal (and humorous) Dimwit-Driver Parking Tickets!


How do they work? 1. Hold your pad of Dimwit-driver Parking Tickets in hand...
2. Check-mark one of our pre-listed witty offenses (or write in your own).
3. It has 'Stick-um'... peel it off ... stick it to the offenders window.
4. Running away is optional... but you might look silly or guilty so we suggest you simply walk confidently and stick it on the drivers side window.
5. Now... smile with the pure sense of satisfaction that only Stickin' it right to a Dimwit Driver can provide!


"You’re mad and you’re not going to take it anymore!" That's right, stick it to 'em baby!

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Go ahead... I know you want to!
Order a Pad NOW...

So it’s a joke and not funny at the same time. Stupid parking offenders are everywhere, airports, at the car park, stopped in RV parks. Even in assigned garage parking like a car garage you find cars crooked in the space. Really stupid drivers use cheap parking tricks like taking two spots to protect their car, or in car lots by the handicapped sign without a handicap permit.

There will always be a dimwit driver in your future, but we can help! Our unOfficial Parking Notice tickets are funny and yet they still get your message across. Whether it’s car lots or airports, thousands of dimwits are wasting parking spaces as you read this. Hand out your own parking tickets!

So check out the website and consider buying a pad of our humorous parking tickets. They are on Post-it Notes™, so you just peel and Stick them to a parking offenders window! We also sell beautiful oil filled Celestial and Dice keychains.

Oh, and be sure to enter our contest for the funniest photos submitted by customers. Maybe we will see you at the airport or garage parking lot showing how you stuck it to a dimwit driver!

Thanks for visiting!
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